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safe sex is for losers (takes off knee pads and helmet)
I’m gonna show you what a girl typically working out would look like versus what you want me to look likeperfect person award
Jenna Marbles :D
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i like you do you like me
kiss me if yes
recite the bible in slovakian if no
wugs:
sorry
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im trying not to judge books by their covers
but
my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before